Mudrooroo’s ‘Dr Watson Holmes Jackamara’ by Derham Groves

‘The Adventure of the Missing Trousers’ by Derham Groves

In nineteen eighty-six,

Our haughty ex-

Prime Minister,

Malcolm Fraser,

Lost his pants

In a trance, 

After sharing a red, 

Quite innocently, he said,

In Memphis, Tennessee,

With a busty young floozy.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s ‘The Cardboard Box’ by Derham Groves

Pop Culture Icons, whittled by Derham Groves

(clockwise) Eric Pearce (newsreader, GTV9); Happy Hammond, King Corkey, Professor Ratbaggy, Susan Gay Anderson, and Bernard the Magician (THE TARAX SHOW, GTV9); George Johnston (Australian author); Hopalong Cassidy; Chris Cobb (WHIPLASH); Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty; Robert Venturi, Denise Scott Brown, and Cedric Price (architects).